Past Episodes!
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April 18, 2017 |
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March 11, 2015 · The studio's now a train station. · Bill's a fan of Modern Family · Don't be stupid around the police · Special guest Brian Murphy · Low gas prices and high approval ratings · A word from our sponsor |
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January 28, 2015 · Bill reviews the QPTV broadcast schedule · Zombies vs. Anacondas vs. Modern Family · Bill Riley's a professional wrestler · Advice for ISIS · Low gas prices and high approval ratings · A word from our sponsor |
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December 11, 2014 · Bill's show is moving to a new channel and he's not impressed! · Superman's back on TV—the real Superman. · Bill's feuding with the Queens Courier · Getting eaten by an Anaconda as a career option · Killing Kennedy · Practice Quitting Smoking |
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November 5, 2014 · Bill has thoughts about the governor's race · Chris Christie—bully? · Indictments—no barrier to election in Staten Island! · Hope for the Mets? None for the Jets. · The Freedom Tower's open · A surprising advocate for marijuana legalization · Pancake and waffles! |
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July 16, 2014 · It's the anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11 · Bill had an experience at Main and Jewel · Bill mixes politics and baseball. · Advice for China · Bill's theology · Colbert is coming · The QPTV GED · The real reason why they built the Great Wall |
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June 11, 2014 · Bill rails against his corporate overlords · A logical argument about the ten dollar bill. · Bill's got the lowdown on late night TV. · Bill talks up Halle Berry's latest project · ...And Mattie's latest project · Cocktail sauce and some of Bill's other favorite things · The QPTV GED |
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December 18, 2013 · Bill's got a new time slot and a few new ideas for the show · A new tool for fighting zombies. · The scary downside to a career in show-biz. · Who was Horace Harding? · Even in the off season, the Mets dismay Bill. |
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November 6, 2013 · A suspicious turn of events for Puppet.... · ....and a new mystery to investigate. · Bill campaigns for Ralph Cramden. · Joe Lhota stops by and Bill commiserates. · Bill wants to brings back patronage. |
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September 18, 2013 · Bill can't figure out the mayor's race. What's a DeBlasio? · Cat toys—what a rip off! · A daring baseball prediction. · Bill suffers some reverses in his horse-based investment portfolio. · Puppet wants to take drastic measures to 'liven' up the show |
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August 28, 2013 · Romanian Interlude! Yes. Bill is still a fan. You should tune in. Really. · Bill has a few thoughts on the campaign for · Don't pay for air at the gas station! · The people upstairs send Puppet down to straighten Bill out. · Gary Scudero stops by to clear his name. |
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May 22, 2013 · Gary Scudero escapes, and reveals the disturbing secret of Time-Warner Cable's Triple Package. · You want to get a show on QPTV? It's a bit more difficult than you think. · Romanian Interlude? Bill's still a fan. · Bill's advice on horses has predictable consequences. · Got a salt and sugar urge? Bill has the fix you need. · Puppet returns. |
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April 24, 2013 · The difference between boats and ships, and the fate of Gary Scudero · Bill gives Anthony Weiner some advice · Bill wants bits: Send your bits to billsesquire@aol.com · Sponsor Bill's head · A visit from Puppet · Bill's advice on horses--and what you should do with Bill's advice. |
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February 20, 2013 · QPTV wants Bill to change the name of his show · Bill likes Mint-Chocolate Klondike Bars · You know what? Dangerous animals are dangerous! · Rethinking the Lone Ranger · The real reason your Time Warner Cable bills are going up |
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January 9, 2013 · Bill's gambling tips · Bill knows how to lose weight in a hurry · The Board of Education investigates a leading cause of stupidity · The Baseball Hall of Fame vote |
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November 14, 2012 · Hurricane Sandy · Special Guest: Yiling Li · Yiling Li's artwork · Daniel and Emma, students from Yiling's school |
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July 25, 2012 · Tax deductions for Mets fans! · Bill and Gary want more history on the History Channel. · Movie Reviews With Lisa Harmon. · Special Guests: Gary Scudero, Lisa Harmon |
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May 16, 2012 · The guy who caught the 'guy on the grassy knoll.' · The 'guy on the grassy knoll' stands trial and chaos ensues. · Special Guests: Sarah Maywalt, Gary Scudero, Weatherman Pete |
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April 18, 2012 · Bill campaigns for a National Holiday honoring the moon landing · Guess what? It's still not fun to be a Mets fan. · Bill is hot on the trail of the 'guy on the grassy knoll'. · Special Guest: Sarah Maywalt |
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March 21, 2012 · Weatherman Pete has been kidnapped, and his replacement turns over a new leaf. · Bill gives everyone on his show a raise. · Guest: Gary Scudero |
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February 15, 2012 · Strange disappearances explained. At last. · Guest: Gary Scudero |
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January 4, 2012 · A new use for CitiField. · A new fashion emerges at the corner of Main and Jewel in Kew Gardens. · Guests: Gary Scudero, Sheridan Botros |
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December 7, 2011 · All four of the Three Stooges on screen at once! Bet you never knew about that one! · Guests: Gary Scudero, Sheridan Botros · Weatherman Pete explains El Niño in his inimitable style. |
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November 2, 2011 · The most popular sport in America isn't football.... · Cold and flu remedies · Guests: Mike Kramer, Gary Scudero |
